intergalactic-dorks:

intergalactic-dorks:

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

timbllr:
“via weheartit
”
! !

kurtcobainthevampireslayer:

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

belgiandad:
“From VSCO
”
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